Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammo!

OKLAHOMA CITY -- An Oklahoma church canceled a controversial gun giveaway for teenagers at a weekend youth conference. Windsor Hills Baptist had planned to give away a semiautomatic assault rifle until one of the event's organizers was unable to attend.

Gives a new meaning to "Onward Christian Soldiers," doesn't it? I'll have to learn to pray with my .357 mag in my hands ... What's next, ammunition as rosary beads? WWJD? Would he laugh or cry, or just turn the other cheek?

Actually, it's the church that has cheek. Since they're not going to give the weapon away this year, perhaps they could give it to a graduate of a local anger management program!!!